Here I answer the obvious/frequently asked questions…

Who is Prystess?

I’m still figuring that out.

Who is T?

Bestie, carer, housemate & Vulcan mind meld twin.

Pop culture expert, Pagan, Whovian, movie buff, LGBT+.

Who is R?

Close friend, amateur personal therapist & housemate.

Musician, nihilistic atheist, gamer, audiophile.

Who is Commander Ryker?

10kgs of antisocial fluff masquerading as a housecat.

Fluffy, grumpy, discriminantly affectionate & the perfect familiar.

Who is Penelope Doom


Manic, fast growing, completely uncoordinated & absurdly adorable.

What’s wrong with you?

Publicly? Multiple Sclerosis, PCOS, Severe Anxiety, Schizoaffective Bilolar & DPD.

Privately? None of your fucking business.